I give you an A+ for the flavour and creativity of the charoset calzone I recently ate for lunch. What a delicious combination of foods ( Read more... )

I was never, particularly, a fan of her style of music.
but she was a very talented, confident, joyful, strong and lovely woman.
Good job, Bobby Brown.
Should she have known better than to get mired with you? Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
She was a grown woman and was responsible for her own decisions.
But the obvious difference between Houston in 1992 and ( Read more... )

Dear Nietzsche,

That thing is disgusting.


How could you stand to have it even touch your face, 
much less deliberately grow there?
Wasn't it itchy? If that thing was on me, I would be scratching the hell out of my upper lip, 24-7.
And it looks like it would have had a weird smell, like horses or wet wool.
Was that a factor at all?

It's just so....dense. ( Read more... )

Dear makers of Old Spice,

I realize that, as your clientelle slowly dies off and/or discovers better fragrance options, finances necessitate that you seek new customers .

However, I am nevertheless outraged by your recent commercials! Using beautiful ladies, pipes, hardwood interiors, and Bruce Campbell in a Hugh Heffner robe to try to convince ( Read more... )